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Funny or not???????Check this out.....BARBER SHOP!!!?

There is this good old barber in some city in the UK.

One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'

The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the

barber after thecut. But the barber replies:

'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'

The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

Mauritian nurse goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay

the barber after the cut. As usual, the barber replies:

'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'

The Mauritian is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...

Can you guess?

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No, its not dholl puree & roses

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No, its not a Phoenix Beer

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Do you know the answer yet? ...

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Definitely not a mine bouillie (Noodles)!!!!

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Come on, think like a Mauritian....... ALLEZ MAURICE (go mauritius)

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A dozen Mauritians were waiting for a free haircut!!!

Update:

BM0012: "yOU HAD TO TRY AND THINK LIKE A MAURITIAN:-)"

7 Answers

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    (right hand pinching area between the eyes). groan.... good one> starred.

  • 1 decade ago

    It's funny but not really funny

  • bmoc12
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    would have been funny if you didn't have all the "come ons" before the punchline, that ruined the joke for me

  • this is funny lol.... but i cant say that was too funny or i could have told rofl..!

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  • 1 decade ago

    yeah, yeah..just say yeah for you to become happy...satisfied??

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah!

  • 1 decade ago

    honestly, not really.

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