DC: Can anyone please tell me what has been going on ?

Lily's pregnant again

Freddie slept with Madam Rosmerta

Narcissa, Percy, and I had a duel with Freddie, he's dead but i guess he's back to life

Cissy gave birth to her child, Lillith Grace Malfoy

Fred and George have a crush on Narcissa

Cho Chang found out her father is Severus Snape

I killed Percy but he had 2 horcruxes, he's back to life

Cissy killed Percy's unicorn

Remus Lupin was thinking to get back with Tonks again

Voldy with moustache was mad at Snape because of something about Snape's wand in Harry's pants.

and I'm depressed and lonely because you're not here *cries blood*

*reads all stuffs that i wrote again*

i need a life, don't you think?

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Everything that Fawkes said.

Plus, I don't know if you were here, Fred and George got married.

Evil Insane Hermione has left us, because she feels she is too old.

Katie Bell asked me out, but I said no because I'm dating Luna.

My dreadlocks are awesome, still...

I started a duel with him

and Percy, Fred, George, Cho, and Bella helped. And you better hide....because its about to get nasty... *aims for freddie* bring it ON!

Well,

I am now furious with Buckbeak. (see my last question)

Cissy had a baby.

Freddie is a man whore.

Lily is upset with Freddie for sleeping with another woman.

I'd say more, but I really have to go....

I'd prob get back under the table if I were you.....

woah woah woah

Before we start all this Freddie bashing again

I may be a manwhore but.....oh who am I kidding? I am a manwhore :( I LOVE YOU LILY!

Prove it? What exactly do you want me to do Lily?

Be friends with you?

Get married to you?

Have a baby with you?

I DID ALL THOSE THINGS!

Sirius, I am on here every day and even I have no idea what is going on. I prefer to just sit back and drink Firewhiskey...

Crazy things can happen when you mix magic and alcohol.

I got Snape r@ped, and I think I might be pregnant...

I am not exactly sure

I've had a few to many bottle of firewhiskey

SAME HERE

i can`t believe that if you leave for just one day everything is completely new read my question that i just posted i didn`t even know i had a daughter!

Edit: Who the hell thumbed me down! i feel so loved