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Is this what they use these things for?
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a
drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls
out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her
cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in
the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way
my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where
did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at
any drugstore..
The next day, Arlene hobbles
herself into the local drugstore and announces to the
pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but
very delicately asks what brand of condom she
prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it
fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist
fainted.
This is not my usual...
But I couldn't resist! :D
Peace and Blessings
Lindy; I am an "old folk"! lol!
14 Answers
- KitKatLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
roflmao! Thank you for that knee slapper, my dear. I definitely needed it!
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary,
so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the
nightgown was still in the box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said,
"My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
;D
- ?Lv 45 years ago
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- Doc WatsonLv 71 decade ago
This is funny ... AND ... one I've never heard before. Thank you.
I could mention an old joke about a Scotsman and a used condom here (which is really pretty funny) but most young people wouldn't get the old stereotype about Scots people being tight with their money.
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
hahaha...Caorole... now what is the question... agin>> was I going up the stairs or down? haha Oletimers indeed!
Heck, I put the kettle in the fridge once...looked for it for a long time... and finally, looked at the fridge and thought ...."Nay!"
Sure enough.. it was right in thar, where I had placed it... hahah and i was a whippersnapper then...
as for what them things... are used for... why, I declare! Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
Good one...
((KitKat, Doc))
Love ya
Kar
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- LindyLv 61 decade ago
OK now let's not get the old folks all fired up, lol lol.
EDIT lol I am one too, my husband and I are so old that when we got married we used the drug store for our bridal registry, linament, depends, polident, knee braces, walking canes,
- BuzzzbeLv 71 decade ago
OHhhh you Glow ...Back again with jokes.
Very funny...lol I laughed and .........can't say what happened.
This is too much for this lol age.