Harry Potter, do you accept my challenge?

Edward Cullen,

You are the most amazing thing that is awesome. Obviously you shouldn't be getting opinions on the idiots of P&S, even if it is fun to torment them. Harry Potter is the most f*cked up series on Earth, and you and I both know it. Challenging Harry to a "dual" would be a waste of time as you would win.

Love,

Japser.

Oh my GOSH!!!! i'd be at platform 9 3/4 quicker than you could say transfiguration. whether instructions weren't going to start for countless weeks i'd bee there all packed and arranged. i'd rather became to be there throughout the time of the Harry Potter era. i'd be acquaintances with the Weasley twins i like how mischievous they are. i'd have exciting tormenting Filch with them. i'd in all probability be taken care of into Hufflepuff as a results of fact i'm kinda a misfit yet as I even have mentioned in comparable questions in the past, Neville made it so there is wish for me too. maximum Fav. situation would be Transfiguration's. i like McGonagal. If I have been given to play Quidditch i'd be a keeper. I parent i'd be solid at that because i became a goalie in soccer. So the place am i able to sign in?

This Harry Poowtuhr. I take your challenge!

Dobby thinks Harry Potter can take down a fairy.

A "dual"?

Ha! Apparently you are educationally challenged as well as devoid of any sexyness.

Can I start the bet pool?

5 bucks on Potter!

I bet my ferret fortune on Harry!

I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

"dual" oh you're so losing! Harry may look like a nerd, but like I said it before, he got hagrid size balls.

A sexy dual? This is relevant to my interests.