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i caught my girlfriend having sex with my dad, what do i do?
i came home yesterday and walked in my parents room and caught my girlfriend having sex with my dad. i just left the house, what should i do
16 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Ummm...move out and get a new girlfriend. Unless your dad and mom are still together, then tell her and still get a new girlfriend.
- 1 decade ago
There's a few effective options, but here's one idea.
You can go have sex with your girlfriends mother and try to have your girlfriend walk in on it (kind of an "eye-for-an-eye" approach).
Yet this tactic has to meet some certain conditions to work right, so move onto the next answer if your girlfriends mom is either:
1. Ugly (to the point being nasty and un-do-able)
2. If she has any STD's
3. If she lives more than 20 miles away (considering the current gas prices, if she's further than that, its not worth the money in fuel consumption
4. If her mom has already died (the reasoning of this one is obvious)
So see if any of those circumstances play a part in "said mother" and go from there.
Good luck.
- 1 decade ago
First, I'm really sorry your dad and your girlfriend betrayed you like that. Second, it's pretty obvious you have to break up with the girlfriend and have a serious talk with your father. I hope you can salvage your relationship with him in time. Wow that really sucks.
- risenhooverLv 45 years ago
lmao, its not 'obese'... you're obese! you're medically seen fat! Your BMI is 34, obese is 25-30. ordinary is eighteen.5-25. in case your dad is unquestionably that extra captivating than you, i'd lose those 'love handles'. choose for a run. placed down the fork.
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- 1 decade ago
Is this a real question? If so, dump your gf and keep all future gfs away from your Dad. And, your dad is a creeper....but you already knew that.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Join in. Brittany Spears has always said threesomes are fun!
- 1 decade ago
dump her slutty ***. this is your girlfriend your talking about and this your father, your half blood, and that is seriously uncool and kind of sick. you can never come back to that.
dump her slutty ***, there are plenty fishes in the sea who won't sleep around with your father
- 1 decade ago
TORTOURE THE ******* XD
just set them on fire and then after 10 minutes or so drop them in the sea and watch them die :)
i hope your okayy :(
that proper sucks !!
- alexander wLv 71 decade ago
.Your own fault.You should have delivered your own Father's Day gift. He (dad) probably thought she was the gift.