Exactly what have you been sticking in the strawberry jam?

i like to make my own preserves and i store them in a cold room in the basement. the strawberry jam is on the top shelf beside walt disney's head. oly out

Vodka - trying to make jam shots. Oly's out.

The acidity from the strawberry's makes a nice bath of alpha hydroxy for the rather large pimples on my buttucks.

oly is on in the mornings. I didn't know oly and ompelle were related!!

I stick my weenie in there, but only to stir it. I pull out though so it's ok.

Mitten paws and lap parts, he's a cat....sorry about the hairball, hissssss *sprays*

Mittens = Oly

My entire head. A room full of people bet it wouldn't fit in the jar, but I now have 200 dollars that says different.

Hair.

my wang. but only after 30 seconds in the microwave. it reminds me of grandma. ompelle out.

Chopsticks... but it was too hard to eat it that way so I gave up.

Hmmm...thought that was a new Vasoline color.