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Old Joke about relationships?

You probably heard this..maybe not: Man is married to a woman named Kate,they were a wonderful couple..were happy together..but as time went on..he had been fooling around with a woman named Edith behind her back..she found out though and left him. It just shows one can't have his Kate and Edith too

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    oh, thats okay, but here is mine?

    Two strawberries along side each other?

    One smiles to the next and says,

    We wouldnt be in this jam if we hadnt hopped into the same bed?

    Strawberry bed and probably strawberry jam dunno sounded better told written its to corny eh?

    Yeah, I like yours better you get my vote, oops this is answers, um no not the name the question awe heck go back to voting then? here.

    byeeee

    Source(s): source? Why a nice bernaise with mustard and ooooh not sauce, like ketchup yep, must be nearly spring time eh? frozen this morning.
  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    my wife asked me to take her someplace she's never been before-I said "try the kitchen" MY wife got angry when I came to the dinner table with just a t-shirt when her parents were visiting. She said"at least put your underwear on" my wife said"it's not a fit night out for man or beast-so we BOTH stayed home. my wife is so fat-when she sits around the house,she sits AROUND the house.

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