My b/f wants me to call him Billy Big Balls and make different barnyard animals noises when making him dinner?

buy take out

bad horsie by steve vai has a horse neighing near the beginning and a donkey braying at the end. there's a hidden track at the end of tool's undertow album that has a guy preaching and the congregation answers in sheep bleating (i think that's the word). there's a song by pride & glory (zakk wylde's first solo effort) that has barnyard animal noises, but they're made with a guitar

make a cow "plop" right there in front of the stove and ask him how he likes the barnyard smell..

what can you drink and smoke for $25 bucks a week?

You already answered your question

It's for beer & cigarettes!

I got to wait for casio check from the reservation

before I can smoke & drink

He sounds like a real Keeper...just do what he wants or you will lose him to the girl or pretty goat next door~

uhm... wow ur bf is weird. he mustve had a weird a5s childhood.... i suggest you get a job so you can buy your own beer and cigs and dont make the noises if they make you uncomfortable.

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I'd just tell him that when you can call him Billy Big Di*k you'll consider it...till then... baaaaa baaaa---ck the f*ck up (sheep sound..just in case ya didn't know. lol). :o)

i make my girlfriend call me Big Daddy Niner and i insist she makes NASCAR noises... you should feel proud to have such an easy going man...

Well.. I think you should tell him you are not comfortable.. and then decide if this relationship is really the best for you, based on the results of that conversation.

GOOD LUCK

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Is it okay that I can only cluck like a chicken?