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If I put on this macaroni penguin costume...?

I know this question may seem very weird, strange and gross. but I want to know. (I need answers to these) No nasty or rude comments, please.

Pretend I'm in this macaroni penguin costume:

http://www.giftsatpages.com/01/02317SM/mascots-bir...

Pretend that I pee a big, warm full load into the macaroni penguin.

Then, pretend I squat down, and totally fill the penguin with a humongous, huge, warm, squishy load of poop.

Here are the questions:

1. What would the penguin feel like after peeing it.

2. After I pee in it, what parts of the penguin would be dirty, and what color would the white belly change to.

3. After I poop the penguin, what would it feel like? How bad would the macaroni penguin stink?

4.What would I see/ what sounds would I hear as I pee & poop the macaroni penguin suit?

5. What would I do/where would I go in a wet stinky, poo-poo macaroni penguin?

6. Should I sit down in the penguin after peeing & pooping the macaroni penguin? (personally, I would and squash the poop around)

7. What would be a good name for the penguin (after I pee & poop into it). Puddles... Stinkers.... what do you think...?

(I just want answers to these) sorry for it being so nasty and gross. I'm just curious.

No nasty comments.. (just answer the questions)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    1. What would the penguin feel like after peeing it.

    embarrassed

    2. After I pee in it, what parts of the penguin would be dirty, and what color would the white belly change to.

    the white part

    3. After I poop the penguin, what would it feel like? How bad would the macaroni penguin stink?

    RLLy bad it would be nasty

    4.What would I see/ what sounds would I hear as I pee & poop the macaroni penguin suit?

    5. What would I do/where would I go in a wet stinky, poo-poo macaroni penguin?

    6. Should I sit down in the penguin after peeing & pooping the macaroni penguin? (personally, I would and squash the poop around)

    7. What would be a good name for the penguin (after I pee & poop into it). Puddles... Stinkers.... what do you think...?

  • 1 decade ago

    1. Embarrassed and horrible.

    2. the bottom, yellow

    3. like carrying around a brown egg, and it would stink depending on your poop stinks.

    4. you would see the belly and bottom getting brown and yellow and you would hear the rushing of the pee and the plopping of the poo

    5. you would go to your closet to change your clothes immediately

    6. sure if you like being messy

    7. Puddles and Stinkers is fine.

    i think this is some sort of trick XD

  • 1 decade ago

    1- crusty and wierd

    2-the penguins spot and yellow

    3-crusty and awkward and a lot

    4-you see either brown or yellow and you dont hear anything

    5-home:(

    6-no u should go home and clean it

    7-maybe PEE-nguin or something

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    awww poor penguin costume....but just poop, dont wear any pants and just let it go man

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