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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

some of blonde's special moments? star if u like?

*she called me to get my phone number

*she tripped over a cordless phone

*she spent 20 minutes looking at the juice box because it said concentrate

*she put lipstick on her forehead because she needed to make up her mind

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

*she tried to drown the fish

*she thought a quarterback was a refund

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

*she asked for a price check at the dollar store

*she studied for a blood test

*she missed bus 44, so she took bus 22 twice

*she went to the airport and saw the sign "airport left", so she turned around and went home...

hahaha, remember to star if u like....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    some funny stuff there

  • Tootoy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    the blood test and 44/22 things got me rolling on the floor

  • I love blonde jokes. They're like knock-knock jokes. The fun never ends as long as you can keep thinking of them! There's so many other ones I can think of!

  • Why did the blonde jump off the building?? Coz she was wearing Always with wings!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha! Those are FUNNY! I like the phone jokes!

  • LOL my fav is she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

    :D

  • Voltez
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Goodies!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha im blond but i still think its funny

  • Haha, never gets old!

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! me likey...even my blond friends will likey!

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