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That Girl asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Want To hear a Dirty Joke?

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

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A little boy fell in the mud

Wanna hear a clean joke?

He took a bath.

Hahaha. When I was like 10 I told this to my dad, and he started freaking out like "NO DIRTY JOKES!" "Stop!" "Who told you this dirty joke?" Then I yelled over him " A LITTLE BOY FELL IN THE MUD!" Then he was speechless. "Wanna hear a clean joke?" "He took a bath." We laughed all the way home.

Star if this tickled you.

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  • ?
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I heard it like this:

    Wanna hear a dirty joke? Timmy fell in the mud.

    Wanna hear a clean joke? Timmy took a bath.

    Wanna hear another clean joke? Timmy took a bath with bubbles.

    Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    A Clean Joke

    Source(s): https://shorte.im/baa8x
  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

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    Want To hear a Dirty Joke?

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    A little boy fell in the mud

    Wanna hear a clean joke?

    He took a bath.

    Hahaha. When I was like 10 I told this to my dad, and he started freaking out like...

    Source(s): hear dirty joke: https://shortly.im/TtMOq
  • Teresa
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Joke got run over by a car, Joke died and that was the end of Joke.

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  • tg312
    1 decade ago

    A LITTLE BOY FELL IN THE MUD! get it?... cuz he's dirty now...

    How bout this clean joke? HE TOOK A BATH! its funny cuz he's clean.

    Source(s): secret!
  • Smooth Criminal
    1 decade ago

    LOL that is really a good one. We have one that we tell in the caribbean too, although its not as good as yours.

    Yuh wah me tell yuh ah dutty joke?

    Ah white horse fall in de mud in de racing track.

    Now me go tell yuh ah clean joke...

    he wash heself in de rain.

    Answer mine.

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alcze...

  • gotto1968
    1 decade ago

    i got a better one

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    a pig fell in the mud wanna hear a dirtier joke two pigs came out

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    Hmmmm.

  • Slimshadykicksass
    1 decade ago

    Rofl, thats funny

  • Book of Dreams
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That was a good one :) I was afraid you were really going to tell a dirty joke :)

    I should tell that to my dad :) Thanks!

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