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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

I have a ShamWow, a Snuggy, an Ab Swing Pro and a George Foreman Grill. Am I ready for the Apocalypse?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You forgot to mention the 65,000 barrels of whiskey. If those are in place, you're good to go, my friend.

    Mel knows what I'm talkin' about.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Ab Swing Pro

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ginsu knives? Topsy Turvy Tomato? Coffee and alcohol?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    At least you'll meet Billy Mays shining the pearly white gates of heaven!

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  • 1 decade ago

    OH NOES!!! You're forgetting about your Ronco Platinum Showtime Rotisserie 5000T by Ron Popeil!!! You'll never make it without one of those!

  • 1 decade ago

    You're gonna cause the fucking apocalypse, buying all that crap that would otherwise have never entered the public consciousness.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nope, you're going to need an over the top religious persons blue hat, and Long cat's tail.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    ShamWow! That's it! Trying to think of the name of that thing for weeks.... I made some people very angry asking if that's what the green cloth of prosperity was.

    Thanks... now I can be more accurate in my harassment.

    Source(s): Catholic
  • 1 decade ago

    you're missing the Swivel Sweeper G2. lol

  • 1 decade ago

    You are ready for the As-Seen-On-TV™ Apocalypse.

    That is all.

  • 1 decade ago

    You may also require a zombie apocalypse guide.

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