Why is Lindsay Lohan so afraid of being behind bars?

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Is it because:

1. In the BIG HOUSE, she won't be able to smoke/do drugs/drink alcohol.

2. Being in the COOLER, she will miss out on important events/work.

3. She believes that in the CLINK, a big girl name Bubba will own her ****.

4. She fears going to the SLAMMER will give a bad impression to her fans and especially, to her sister Ali.

5. She won't be able to use a tan machine or get any botox injections in the POKEY.

6. She figures she won't have sex in the CROWBAR HOTEL... is she that naive?

7. They don't allow inmates to twitter in the CHILL FACTORY.

Well, what do you think? Why is Lohan so afraid to be in the JOINT?

greyfluffykitty · Accepted Answer

Defintley not #4 she's already left quite the bad impression. Going to jail might actually be a good thing because it shows she's finally getting some type of payment for her actions.

The reason she's scared to go to jail is because she's going to jail! Even the toughest acting "thugs" are scared of jail. Nobody wants to be caged up and have their freedoms taken from them. 

But those who are spoiled and used to doing what they want when they want may have a much harder time.

Brynden · Answer

Shes probably afraid to go because, like you said, they dont allow inmates to smoke/drink; Its also probably because they wont allow inmates to twitter/tweet in jail Shes also thinking about her career thats going down the drain! No Job= No Cash Flow

Anonymous · Answer

"3. She believes that in the CLINK, a big girl name Bubba will own her ****."



she's in solitary confinement, do some research

Anonymous · Answer

Wouldn't YOU be afraid to go to jail? Jail isn't somewhere anyone wants to go. LiLo is a human being, just like the rest of us.

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