Have you ever accidentally groped a stranger on public transit?

In Boston they do it on purpose or take pics...

I can honestly say I have never "accidentally" groped a stranger

Accidentally? Never.

Once, I was on the tube and I thought I'd be able to withstand the impact of moving off. Naturally, I stumbled and my hand reached out to support myself on some old man's crotch.. Lol.

I've tried it a couple times but unless you get that fake trip and

fall arresting grab just right they call the police.

My lawyer told me I had to give it up.

Accidentally? No...never "accidentally". My hands always have a plan.

Only once. From the back he looked extraordinarily like the future Mr. Maryn. Same cute buns, even.

Ahhhh .... Officer ... I accidentally spilled Crazy glue

on my hands & was simply trying to wipe it off on her blouse.

<crackling tasing sounds ensues>

I can't comment on a active investigation.

J. Goldberg Esq.

Yes. That is why I am now in 'grope therapy'.

If by accidentally, you actually mean intentionally and daily, then yes.