Do you ever give people completely unhelpful answers on purpose?

Special K is a lightly toasted breakfast cereal manufactured by the Kellogg Company. The cereal was introduced to the United States in 1956. It is made primarily from rice and wheat. It is marketed primarily as a low-fat cereal that can be eaten to help one lose weight. It frequently has give-away offers for various health and fitness products or contains dieting information on the back of the box. Although marketed primarily as a dieting aid Special K in fact contains only one calorie less per serving and more fat than Kelloggs Corn Flakes.

Never! The well being of complete strangers asking ridiculous questions is important. I guess my threshold is pretty high. Not.

School, as well as a shorter alternative to the phrase, "Worst Years of your Life", is a system created by the American government to brainwash children and destroy all creativity so that no one would question what they are doing while making as much money as possible out of the "schooled" people by making them mindless slaves. Since its establishment, it has succeeded in slowing civilization down to at least 7 quintillion years but on later realization found that the School system may have doomed us all as the calculations continue to increase by massive amounts every single second. School comes in four stages: elementary school, middle school, high school (pun intended), and sometimes college. Their uses are, respectively, Liberal brainwashing, storing kids until they develop an interest in reading literature, good house keeping, home economics, drugs, drug dealing, and finally extracting as much money from victims as possible. However, it usually doesn't work because all money has been spent on drugs in high school before it can be extracted in college. Despite obviously not working, the general public is confident that it shouldn't be fixed because "It's Just the Way it is"

The tone of every answer I give is directly proportionate to the question asked.

I try not to, but if it's a trollish question then I go for it. They're not looking for helpful answers, anyway.

yes and I have also done it when the question has already been answered in a way that I would have answered it.

I look for stupid questions and try to give sarcastic answers

non-sequitor is an easy answer so I try not to go there

Yes, all the time.

Especially if it's just a really really really stupid question that a five-year-old could answer.

This answer is totally unhelpful

Ridiculous - to think such a thing.