How can I become schizophrenic?

Um, You don't wanna be schizophrenic, it's not even fun...well,

It can be interesting, but most of the time it's not.

People think your gonna stab them,

or become and killer.

Schizophrenics have killed people,

or hurt them very badly.

My aunt keeps her door locked,

at night...

so I don't come in there.

Lemme tell ya,

I'm schizophrenic,

and I've stabbed people before.

I feel very bad about it.

I feel like no one really understands.

It's not just Living in a world (mines called Zerthia)

With all ur little Friends... who are quite mean and annoying.

It's much more,

and you don't want it.

You don't wanna be crazy,

and in the hospital.

Use the head that god gave ya, kay.

You can't just become schizophrenic. It is a severe psychotic disorder. But I think you should see a psychiatrist and get intense therapy because you must have some sort of disorder if you want to become schizophrenic. :/

I think you have an attention seeking personality and has nothing better to do with your time. Sorry but go get an education, for one you can stop saying stuff like this and second to keep your mind focused on positive things. Oh and maybe you do need a therapist cause you might even have self esteem issues, after this comment I don't even know if your are mentally healthy either but you should be grateful you don't have schizophrenia.

Your "fun" will only last until you hallucinate a red light turning green while you're driving, or hear demons screaming at you to kill yourself when you're trying to enjoy a romantic evening with your partner, or perhaps seriously hurt an innocent person who you thought was dangerous.

It doesn't just go away when it's inconvenient. If it weren't a burden, sufferers would be able to function and DO WHAT THEY NEED TO DO without treatment. They can't.

You don't want to be schizophrenic its a horrible disease just ask anyone that has got it

dude i just realized i was schizophrenic. when you are, you have no idea that you are cause your life just feels so normal and not so unusual when it really is very unusual. im still in school and i dream of becoming a serial killer one day and i want to really bad and after school i lock myself in my room until dinner cause im afraid i'll say something psychotic out of the blue. like this one time i was watching CSI and someone died and i said "he deserved it" in such a cold way and it actually scared my parents cause i say stuff like that all the time. its always negative and wanting to hurt people. but i like it and im gonna continue my ways.

Its amazing when you tell people they give you food and buy you twenty one pilot ticket maybe I'm just a crazy *****

Have you ever looked into histrionic PD or Munchausen's disorder you can pull that off better... Dumbass -_-.

You want to wake up and smell the coffee.

Schizophrenia is a terrifying MENTAL ILLNESS for which there is no cure. Sufferers (that is to say, they SUFFER) go through hell every single day. Many cannot work, live or function normally much or all of the time and you have absolutely disgusted me by saying you'd actually WANT this illness.

I suggest you seek psychiatric help for your desire to have this dreadful condition.

Sure.

Go read a little about the illness. After you know what it's about and what it's like, you'll be so disturbed you'll feel like you're in your own little world.

My cousin had schizophrenia; he commited suicide because of it.