Hey guys,I got a joke.?

I don't know about his mom, but I'm pissed that she didn't get an abortion

i got another 1,

there is a cucumber, a pickle and a penis..

and every week they meet up and talk about who has the worst life...

first the pickle says..

nobody likes me

then the cucumber says..

nobody likes me and i taste bad

the penis says..

u think u got it bad? about once a week and get a plastic bag shoved over my head and then im shoved into a dark whole and shaken around till i throw up!!

I get it... Women's rights mean women are right. Women's right, women's rights. Right?

Last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur

lmao dont get a pissy about all he said is i have a joke women' rights. are you all going to die because he said that lmao go kiss obamas asss

if u talking about abortion go kiss obamas *** u damn liberal

woman do have rights man, this is not even funny

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHA YOU SHOULD *TOTALLY* GO BE A STAND-UP COMIC BWHAHAHAHAH!!!

Heard that one a million times...get new material

You need a hobby.

Hardy har har :/

Really, dude?

DAMN, I BET YOUR MOM IS PISSED THAT SHE DIDNT GET THAT ABORTION!