If pets could talk, what WOULDN'T you want them to say?

"And you think I have bad breath"!!

well apart from freaking out and thinking how much cash i could make from the worlds first talking dog i wouldnt want her to say

your fat

i dont like you

i hate your cooking

why do you leave me all alone

why cant i come to

why am i an only dog can i have a sister

why are we always broke

why cant i have a duvet too

as my dog sleeps in the same room she knows what i look like without my clothes, poor thing

regards

"Why do you put bows and diamond collars on me when you KNOW I'm a boy??" Or for them to cuss me out lol

I have a 7 year old, 22 pound full tuxedo cat named Maikel who wears a collar with a bow tie.

And I have a 1 year old Yorkie mix named Dempsey and he wears a little blue collar.

I wouldn't want them to say anything. I wouldn't be able to look at my dogs as cute little innocent animals if they could talk.

I wouldn't want him to tell everyone what I do when I am alone in the house (Without humans)

I just know that my dog would laugh and me and tell me how ugly I was all the times she's seen me naked when I've gotten out of the shower... thank GOD dogs can't talk... :)

He would say "i only made believe I liked u so that u would give me a treat"

The other day when I licked your face, well...right before I did that, I was cleaining myself off and you know how we dogs clean ourselves off...

Animals have seen me do things I woudnt want humans to see.

I wouldn't want them cursing at me. I wouldn't give them dinner that way.

Im telling your mom that you broke her vase playing football not me