How do I go about doing what my girlfriend wants with seeming stupid?

As others have said - if you don't like the sound of her putting you over her knee and spanking you and vice verso then you must tell her.

Surprised she is saying all that stuff being that you have both not been intimate yet!

You are not stupid either.

Just let nature take its course if that is what you want but tell her what you don't want - and do not forget contraception!

As your shy Im guessing you dont want to spank her in public. When alone you could start by giving her a few suprise smacks and once you get used to doing that you could take her over her lap but definatly talk to your gf and ask her how she would like it as some girls prefer to be over the knee and some bent over a chair and as your not intimate I would say dont go bare bottomed yet but after abit you could order her to take off shorts or when wearing a skirt lift that up and you shouldnt have to change into anything at all and as long as you do this with authority and confidence you wont look stupid as this is what she wants

goodluck ;)

If your not into pain or anything like that, just tell her :)

talk to her, im sure she'd prefer it if you were just honest with her instead of going along with someone that you wouldnt enjoy.

If you dont want to talk to her maybe you could try it? You never know, you may actually enjoy it :P with clothes on or off, i dont think it would matter that much, you'd have to ask her which way she wants it.

Stay open minded and be truthful to her :)

I hope i helped, good luck :)

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while you are lying next to each other, watching tv or something, try patting her bottom, lightly at first, or try a slap and squeeze, build up to it, you may like it, or you may not, but you'll have to try it to find out, if she moans, or smiles, or even freezes in place, inviting you to keep going, then you'll know it's some thing that she wants, it will be some thing you're doing for her, just as she will do some thing for you later on.

You might could like, bump into her *** and then joke about it. I don't know, maybe you could be flirty and say, "Don't make me hand to spank you." and then wink. You know?haha

to start off you could spank her when she's like walking by or something.thats' a start : )