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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer..?

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer..

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Good for the bartender!

  • I dont really get it but its still funny lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol, good one. x)

  • 1 decade ago

    nice one :D

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha, love it , you made my day:D

  • iceman
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yea, lol. cool thanks.

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