What, if anything, is written on your favourite coffee/tea cup?

I feel quite jealous of your mug. I assume it's a normal shape with a piccy on the front and not and cup shaped like an actual B1 stealth bomber? That would be tricky, although you could hold the wings and put your tea in the main fuselage. You could have Hobnob bombs!

I don't have anything written on either my coffee mug or teacup, but my teapot is industrial sized and has the following written on it (well you asked), eggy soldiers, digestives, beans on toast, mince pies, scones with clotted cream, chip butties, cornflakes. On the lid it says ' good with'

My coffee cup is one I got in a sale for £2 in Whittards - http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/2312849152_012...

My tea cup. lol. Ah now then..erm.. I apologise in advance as it's going to take a while to get to the point of this, but I feel a desperate need to point out the underlying circumstances :)

Being a family of ferocious tight wads t- bags were viewed as not only 'lazy' but also ridiculously indulgent. So it was loose tea in our house. Much to my embarrassment I have to say. I became terrified of swallowing a gobful of loose tea leaves that were invariably at the bottom of every cup. So, I used to leave approx half the tea in the cup. My Nan got cheesed off with me wasting what she made, so she went upstairs and brought out this souvenir bone china tea cup and saucer that said 'Greetings From Southport'(y'know the type of thing ,it came in one of those boxes that contained a satin cushion like all those silver keys you get for 21st)

Consequently I can't drink tea out of anything but dead granny teacups such as you see in charity shops ( which is where I 'source' mine lol I do wash them)

So er this is what mine looks like - http://www.roses-and-teacups.com/CI/32304_1237_det...

I still leave a bit in the bottom of the cup cos it's my 'ouse and I can do what I like! :)

You are stuck between a rock and a hard place. I mean if your wife is uninterested in sex, why not the cuddling and kissing then. The two do not need to be connected. Humans need contact with other humans. Sound like she has completely pulled herself away from you and making excuses for not having sex. If she has not been to the doctors to have anything actually diagnosed then she is the one that has chosen to not have sex and came up with a way to not have it. She does not want physically to do with you. You cam either learn to live without sex or get a divorce. Don't cheat though, that just complicates things. Either stay or leave, your own personally happiness is at stake here.

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I have a mug with a 1950s advert-type print with the headline 'Mother's Coffee' on it. Quite stylish actually.

In my place of work - an engineering firm - I did have a mug which had emblazoned "The heat loss from this mug should not exceed 15.3W". You really have to be in the profession to appreciate the irony.

Mine has a Square and Compass and a Proud to be a Mason text in it. This is what I usually use everyday in the office, when I brew some coffee on my cappuccino maker. Hope this helped. Kudos!

Its a pic of Marge Simpson relaxing in a lawn chair sipping on a cool drink..It reads Moms day off. Got it at Universal Studios 2 years ago.I use it everyday.

Mines was givin to me by my daughter for mothers day. It says Beary Best Mom. It has a mommy bear and her cup as the design.

Number 1 MOM!

It has a really dopey face on it... most of the time when I drink from it I'm tired or just abit out of it, so it's suiting :)

*Deep sigh of resignation* I have one that says 'my mummy is yummy' and another with pictures of fluffy kittens all over it. All part of the routine humiliation of being a parent.