Do you think I could sneak into the Duggar's house unnoticed for a few days just for the chow and a shower?

are you ready to rut for the Lord?

Too short that ought to in basic terms fill up like 3 pages. And interior the communicate you ought to have some extra words that describe who's speaking and how their asserting it. Why is this in P&S?? post it on Books and Authors. they might have lots extra comments.

The dad thinks "Bukowski" is the medical term for an injury sustained from falling off a horse.

Hell no.. the smell before you got into the house would alert the neighbors.They would call the cops.

Next you'll be a guest on Maury shouting "I am 1000% sure I'm not that babby daddy".

Good luck finding an open bathroom

in that house.

You'll be impregnated within seconds of crossing the threshold.

Hahahaha, probably! Nice.

If youre white, yes

Do you like casseroles with cornflakes on top?