First person to answer all of these riddles correctly or most funny will win a whole 10 points!?

1. The farmer has no sheep left, PETA took the living seven away.

2. She has no children. Anyone crazy enough to name her children something like "Nickel" is insane and therefor in an asylum where she lives with her coin "children".

3. The man is suffering from post traumatic stress from his sons death and now can only answer in riddles. (Don't ask him how he is when he has that weird look on his face: "No, there's nothing wrong with you, I just really have to poo.")

4. Well, since you spelled it "green house" and not "greenhouse" (like the building where plants grow), I'll go with green bricks. (How lives in these houses anyway?)

5. If you take two apples from yourself, you still have two.

6. Like his pet black widow spiders sister? Uh, no, I don't think so. (Unless he's some spider pastor or something.)

7.OK, I'm sorry to interrupt. But what's with the word 'members'? It's so out there! Like the animals joined some elite club for their species. Weird. (Oh, and Moses didn't take any 'members' on the arc.)

8. (Sigh) The same as any other man.

9. No, that's a lie. He would be lying if he said he was lying. But buy saying he was lying he was lying about telling the truth. (Which was a lie.) So he lied that he lied, and by lying he made the lie truthful, which made the truthful lie a lie. So he's lying, get it?

1) hold up!!! what caused these sheep to just drop dead! what the hell kind of farmer is that!?

2)we dare not speak of that child..he turned out....well...different because Bobby is a terrible name to give to your children. I know a girl named Bobbie, bless her heart, she looks like ****, and it's because of her name I'm sure of it.

3)he was on an acid trip looking at himself in an alternate universe where he thought he was his fathers son trapped in his son's father's body. don't do acid.

4)wait a minute now everyone knows green houses are made out of glass bricks! but you know what I don't understand? sun roofs. it doesn't matter what those are really made out of, I'm more concerned about who the **** thought that was a good idea. I wanna sit in my car with the nice air conditioning and shade...and then suddenly I want to have the sun shine right on my head!? with a nice view to look up at it while I'm driving!!!!??? WTF! or...hey lets put a sun roof over our bed..so we can be zapped by a ray beam of sunshine in the morning. how bout a moon roof. that's a good idea.

5)yano honestly it all depends on who owns the tree. cause if you stole them you're a thief and you don't technically have ****. likewise if you own the tree...well then you have all of them regardless of how many you take away. you just have them in different places. in my opinion you still have 3 or you just stole them from someone else who has 3.

6)in California, if gays can marry gays while being stoned, then a widow's sister can marry her sister's deceased husband. that's like a double insult to your sister though. he was no good to you alive so he'll be better to me dead? wow.....what a *****.

7)apparently cool people weren't invited to be on the arc so Moses just said **** it and parted the waters during the flood.

8) well, statistics show that people who have the most birthdays live the longest.

9) It's only the truth if you hear it from Morgan Freeman, everything he says is the truth. even if he lied because he'll tell you it's a lie but then he will have lied about telling you the truth so really he was just being honest. and honesty is the truth.

Please no one answer all these before me

1) 7

2) Bobby

3) "? Wheres the second "?....Hes the fathers son, hes looking at himself.

4) Its made of whatever its made of, you can't tell. Nothing suggests its made out of glass

5) 2

6) If in california woman can marry dead men then yes, if not no

7) Its wasn't moses it was noah

8) 85? Thats the average age men die

9) He said he lied so yes.....i'll have to take his word for it

I had to act like a smart*ss

1. 7 alive, but 19 in all

2.bobby, duh...NOT penny

3.it's his SON...if his name is bob and his son's name is bill, then it's a picture of bill. bill's father is bob's father's son...your child's father (you) is the son of YOUR father.

4.glass

5.you took 2, so you have 2

6.if the dead can marry...your widow is a widow b/c u died

7.none, moses was in a basket as a baby; noah took animals on the ark

8.one, u r only birthed on one day...only born once

9.if someone says, "I always lie" and it's true, then they have spoken the truth don't always lie, so that statement is not possibly literally true, thus, just another lie.

1. 7

2. Bobby

3. It's him.

4. Glass

5. 2

6. No! hahaha. He's dead!

7. Haha. Not Moses... it was Noah.

8. Only one... that occurs every year for many years.

9. It's only the truth if their opponent says "Everything my opponent says is the truth"

1. 19 sheep

2. Bobby

3. The man who was holding the picture

4. glass

5. 2 apples

6. yes

7. 1

8. the same as any other man

9. no

1) 7

2) Bobby

3) Himself

4) Glass

5) 2

6) If the wife was a widow he would be dead

7) None, however Noah did

8) alas just the same old one year after year

9) alas it is a lie

I refuse to answer questions for only 10 points

1. 7

2. Bobby

3. his son

4. glass

5. 2

6. Umm, no because he's dead

7. that was Noah

8. 1

9. that statement is logically impossible

1) 7

2) Bobby

3) its a picture of his kids

4) glass

5) one

6) no, because he'd be dead

7) Moses didn't build the ark

8) one

9) no