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If there is a lolcal Bible, can we have a lolcat Koran?

"In the Name of God, the All-Merciful,the All-Compassionate, All praise and gratitude (whoever gives these to whomever for whatever reason and in whatever way from the first day of creation until eternity) are for God, the Lord of the worlds," --Al-Fatiha 1.1 and 1.2

In teh naem of Ceiling Cat, wif awl teh blessinz n teh kompassinz, awl prayz an thx (tehm hoo givz deez to dem for wahtevr in wahtevr way frum teh furst dai uv creayshun til furever) are fur Ceiling Cat, teh mastr ov teh worldz....

Why not?

In teh nam uv Celing Cat

Update:

@Beatle Band Aid: enjoy the fun with the rest of us!

The Lolcat Bible

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Pa...

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It would be a Koran that Obama could better understand

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    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Lolcats Bible

  • 1 decade ago

    To be honest, it would be easier if we had neither

  • 1 decade ago

    Huh? Are you high?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Because that's stupid.

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