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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureCultures & GroupsSenior Citizens · 1 decade ago

After reading this sad story who would you believe?

Two policemen found a man lying behind the counter, in Pizza Hut in Blackpool.

He was covered in mushrooms, onions, ham and cheese.

A police spokesman said that the cause of death had not been established, but one of the policemen thinks he was murdered, the other one thinks he topped himself, who would you believe.?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    If it had happened in America, I suppose the policemen would have been from 'Bayleaf' Watch?

    The story does not leave 'mushroom' for explanation.

    Were the policemen at their 'base'?

    Was the man playing back'gammon'? (ham)

    'Lettuce' inform the wife, 'Olive' or 'Rosemary' I think her name would be.

    Someone might have had a 'beef' with the man?

    That's 'Shallot', I can't think of anything else!

    Take care.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    LOL! He definitely topped himself then ate himself to death. He was a glutton!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sounds a Pizza nonsense to me.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ate himself to death I guess.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny yes he topped himself.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Very good, But I think the mushroom theory, could be a cover up?.....

  • 1 decade ago

    That sounds like a great pizza.

  • 1 decade ago

    He had to have topped himself.

  • 1 decade ago

    He topped himself,LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    That's funny!!! Yeppers, he topped himself.

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