What will it take for you to have my name tattooed on a visible part of your body?

I was born with the birth defect of invisibility, so in the future please try to be a little more sensitive with your questions, thank you very muchis and have a I'll be seeing you, but...

...you won't be seeing me, damm it I'm good at this game.

You will have to end war in the world, end suffering in the world, feed the hungry, give Tibet back to the Tibetans, make everyone accountable, and stop organized religions from killing each other over their differences. If you can do that, I'll have your name tattooed on my forehead.

a tongue bath and some stew. Or a argyle vest dance on my table. You being the dancer of course.

Your favorite cardigan will get GEEK tattooed on my fingers.

You're most valuable possession. That ISN'T a part of your body...

Lots and lots of vodka, and double that in chocolate covered pretzels.

Both your eyes in a pickle jar.

your scalp will do, and I get to be the scalper.

......aHHHHHHH ... you disappointed me at no money

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