How do you know you've been away from YA M & D too long?

i was gone one morning for 3 hours,

that was it, 3 hours..

i still can't figure out what the gym bag and gym sack is.. or where it came from.

never again.

10. You remember when Internet Hate Machine was white.

9. You remember when Salacious Crumb actually answered questions.

8. You still are linked to a Valerie X account where she stole your avatar and tried to discredit you.

7. You wonder what the white husband is up to.

6. You wonder if Reality's wife won the election for District Attorney.

5. You wonder if any guy's wife can physically lift him.

4. You remember Real Pic Wednesday and M8B's boobs.

3. You got VD in Phu Quoc

2. You know who Moo-Moo Luvins is.

and

1. You self-pleasured to a Benny Lava video.

1. There has been more than 3 people posing as Sweet Mildred

2. LILF has moved on to 4 new fetishes

3. Marcus started wearing a sexy BLUE Vietnamese dress

4. There have been 2 more Salacious Crumb imposters... I too start to miss him

5. You wonder if anyone has quit her job, started dating her boss, and then gone to diner with him, he's 39.

6. You get unblocked by that racist kid wondering about who's dating who.

1 = 3 days

2 = 1 week

3 = never, red bringss out his eyes

4 = daily

5 = Thursday, usually

6 = Every 3 weeks or so.

Three things:

Frank Chili Beanser

Val X in single digit account numbers

Sausage Fingers

Hehehe even I had forgotten about my bewbs! That was a great couple of hours for the lucky few. My bewbs are really fantastic. And real.

When there is a whole set of new people with problems and the ones that use to be on there are gone :)

Half of everyone here has been "oopsed." You get over it.

More than half of my contacts have either:

-changed their names

-lost their Top Contributor status

-had their accounts deleted

...since I came back a few weeks ago.

Yep

When you actually start missing "Salacious Crumb".

when you come back all the new regulars call you a troll when you ask a question referrencing an inside joke that was popular among the regulars before you left...

Hang around for a few weeks and you will see some of them with new names!