Can you help make up a rap?

just follow these rules:

For a song to classify as rap, one must be able to identify most or all of the following elements:

-A list of felonies

-Ebonics

-Swearing every other line

-Even though not in concert, you must use phrases that refer to you being in an actual concert, such as "Put ya' hands in da' air"

-Lyrics or titles containing the pseudomorph tha. as in Tha Cops Was Aksin' Me

-Multiple references to some sort of "hood" or "projects". (Somewhere in New York is always a good place to start.)

-Lyrics about raping white women in KFC (they were asking for it which is always the case).

-Police sirens.

-Singing about hard times

-Drugs -- lots of drugs

-If you're from the "dirty South": Include references to trashy and psychosis-inducing drugs like PCP and sizzurp

-Stealing other people's work and mix it in with random sounds

-The story all about how your life got flipped, turned upside down

If its modern rap, have a Roland Drum machine that does a beat sample played at a crazy tempo and then say how you're tired of using technology.

-A dance that involves being so low to the ground that you get trampled by a retard that is doing it wrong.

-Gibberish

Rules of Rap

-All post-1990 rap songs are ripoffs of other songs.

-Rhyme; it's called Retards Attempting Poetry for a reason.

-Use copious filler.

-Absolutely under no circumstances can you use a time signature other than 4/4.

-All white rappers suck, no exceptions.

-Originality is bad.

-If you're not gangster, you don't belong.

-Rap about bitches, hoes and tricks -- even if the only women you get are STD-infected prostitutes.

Junior senator for what? Give me information and I'll see what I can come up with.

just rap about sex and diss other girl and ud be Successful .....atleast that what nikki minaj does

We aint your personal pen

they see me mowin....meh front lawn....i kno they all thinkin im so white an nerdy....