Survey: What preparations have you made for the Pope's visit for when he arrives at 'yours'?

Yes I've written ' Himself ' a Nice Letter asking why the people of Birmingham { 15% of whom are Catholics ! } have had to find £25 Million & £25 a ticket to go and Pray with him !!...... I've Pointed out that even ' JESUS ' didn't charge the Multitudes when he Preached & Prayed with them ! And he Fed them for free as well !!...... I Suppose he'll tell me that the Vatican is now down to only £300 Billion in its No 5 reserve account...... Even so they could have footed the Bill for this trip without missing it !!

I've also asked why , 10yrs after their prosecutions for molesting children , He has still not Defrocked the paedophile priests !! and is supporting them with accommodation etc. I Understood the Catholic Church to be a religious organisation... Not a " Correctional Institution "

And Why he finds it so difficult {nigh on impossible } to say " We Are Very Sorry " Directly -- to the Hundreds Of Thousands Molested ' Children of the Faith ' (world-wide ) and why in the main they ' beat around the bush ' murmuring platitudes' rather than saying a Heart-Felt outright "" SORRY " & then make a monetary Payment to them or their Next of Kin For the Horrendous Traumas they have suffered most of their Lives !!

I Could have gone on some more about the slaughtering of "Non-Believers' amongst the indigenous peoples of Central & South Americas but It would only get "Brushed under the Carpet".. Religions ! You can keep 'em !! Hurry up home to the security an splendour of you Palace in the Vatican Sir ! & Consider sending a few of your millions of gold coins to the Poor around your Catholic World !!

properly, all my furnishings sits on the floor as a results of fact the beams interior the ceiling are not reliable sufficient to safely hook them on wires and dangle them from there. there is likewise a laundry basket and a couple of footwear. dirt bunnies too multiple to count selection and a large table mat for the laptop table that sits in there.

Dearest Dawn,

I'm pleased to hear im not the only one preparing for our papal overstayer!

I'll list the preparations I've made, as I think us ladies both know I'm far too busy to be listening to your tripe.

- firstly I've scraped most of the fecal matter off the floor, there was alot caked into the dirt from all those years of operating a sweatshop in my ensuite

- a smorgasbord of pre pubescent finger puppets (this was the most fun)

- exterminated all athiests withing a 12km radius

- rented the human centipede on blu-ray and a season of dora the explorer (german subtitles)

- stitched him some pajamas out of various vermin with flaps cut out around his holy parts (for easy access)(?)

Hope this helps!

Yours sincerely,

Maxine

He's been and gone in Glasgow and the dirty bilge rat didn't even give me a 99 from his ice cream van :(

I might have to take that pentagram flag down from the living room wall.

Are you serving under eights for after the meal?

We've provided all the children with a pair of reinforced steel pants and a padlock.

none because im not a sad person who cares if the pope is coming ?

I fitted secure locks on children's doors.

to be out, and have all the neighbourhood kids to be far far away

regards