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Why is Eric Cartman such a little ********?

If he was your son, how would you control him?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Check out the ep with the Dog Whisperer. The dog whisperer was actually able to train Cartman into behaving, until his mother went back to her child-spoiling ways. It showed that the reason Cartman is terrible is that his mom is lonely and pathetic. She gives Eric everything he wants so he will be her friend and companion.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because it wouldn't be funny if he wasn''t :D

    I probably wouldn't spoi lhim in the first place and take away his games consoles and tv and what not as punishment

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Yes.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He once killed a bullys parents, put them into a pot of chili and then fed them to the bully...

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  • 1 decade ago

    I would put him on a dog chain out back and leave him there.

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