Trees, trees, trees, trees, trees?

Verdant, emerald,lime,moss green,

Living brilliant strong and lean,

Oh the history they have seen.

From the poor and through the Queen.

What is wrong with a ceramic lighted tree? It sounds beautiful to me. I used to have a fiber optic tree that I loved and I got lots of flak for it but I didn't care because I got enjoyment out of the tree, and it didn't require the maintenance that a real one does. The only thing I missed was the smell of a fresh tree but I can always light a scented candle instead if I choose. If you've found an alternative that YOU are happy with, ignore the naysayers. Chances are they're jealous of the low-maintenance that yours has.

once there was an old tree,

under which I had a pee,

the squirrel sat aloft laughed at me,

until it was stung by a big bumble bee.