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joke of the day, are you ready?

BEFORE MARRIAGE

He: Yes. At last . It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes!

She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE....

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  • Jordan
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol

  • Bill
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hahahaha!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    a newborn is gazing his grandfather take a piss. “howdy, Grandpa, he says, my dad has 2 of those issues.” “What do you recommend, son?” says the previous guy. “nicely, he’s have been given a wobbly one like that for pissing by way of, and a protracted, stressful one for cleansing mummy’s tooth.”

  • Missy
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LmAo! Probably the best joke I've read on here.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ive seen this before...funny but kind of depressing :|

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    that is a good one i like thta

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

    Source(s): my funny bone, that is now tingling
  • 1 decade ago

    AHHHA, YOU'RE AWESOME! :P

    That is now my new facebook status! :)

  • 1 decade ago

    I love it :P

  • 1 decade ago

    haha this is soo funny!!!

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