Can someone make up some love quotes for me? I am in such a total need of them!!!!?

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I figure that's why my boyfriend moved.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.

You are in my mind and always in my heart.

Every time you come to my mind, I realize I'm smiling.

Every time I see friends laughing, your name springs to my mind.

Whenever I see a couple kissing or people holding hands, my heart whispers your name.

i love you like peanut butter loves jelly. (i'm sure i'm not the first person to say that, but as far as i know it's not like a known quote...)

sometimes love can catch you by surprise, and it hits you right in the chest and all the sudden, for the first time you can remember, you feel.

love is when the sweetest sound in your ears is your name on his lips.

there are few things we take with us when we leave this world, for what goes deep enough to stain our souls? but the one thing that will always last is love

love is nothing more than one soul's recognition of its second half in another soul.

make up love quotes for you?? is this anything like: i'll dismiss and flag you at the club and bar, but once some dip knocks me up, i'm gonna hit on your for money for baby items, rent and christmas toys for kids you didn't father.. like as seen in craiglist ads...??

"i love you more than a vulture eatin roadkill"

"i don't like, i love you"

"i love you more than a combine gettin corn"

"sittin on this tractor makes me think of something,.,. you sittin on my lap"

thats all i got so far...sorry there a lil country but thats who i am

"falling never felt so good"-ramiro ramirez