Seriously, if you woke up and saw Santa breaking in through the chimney or window?

Shoot him. Any pedophile can dress up as Santa.

Put a sheet over the chimney door and plastic rap at the bottom. Santa isn't gonna be standing for long...

Loading a double-barrel shotgun ready to take it to his face when he got too close :P

i say shotgun i dont know any fat old men. if i saw one coming in my window in middle of the night i would be a worried.

Well last time that happened, it was just a homeless guy sooo shotgun time >:)

i dont care the sheriffs deputy dog investigator owns this house... id love to call a cop up and say he landlord santas busting in to your house..... (rental) no id not give him my cookies they are mine id give him all my credit cards instead.......hey not he... cant you type right JESUS?

"dude. the front door was unlocked for a reason!! my insurance is gonna believe this!! they arent gonna cover it!!"

"SANTA!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE FAKE BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE..*GIVES HIM A BEAR HUG* CAN I SEE MY PRESENTS?!!"

have a knife ready in my hand.

get drunk with him.