Advantages & disadvantages of both genders?

If I was a girl, I'd be so fxcking rude to everyone & I'd make the most obscene comments. Knowing that I'd be less likely to get hit in the face.

Male- advantages - taking like 10 seconds to pee, not having to shave legs/underarms, not having to blowdry/straighten/put product in hair, not having to worry about makeup- application/keeping your brushes n stuff clean, unrelated- but you don't get looked down as much when you're a manwhore, if a girl is a whore, ohno she loses respect, guys can pee on the side of the road, guys can dress in a tshirt, jeans/athletic shorts, and sneakers everyday and it's totally acceptable, you don't have to worry about pocketbooks (finding a good one, keeping it organized- lemme tell ya, stressful stuff..), you don't have to experience pms/menstruation every month, you don't have to worry about birth control, if you lose your virginity in high school it's not a big deal, but if a girl does, she's a whore.. I could probably list more. haha

disadvantages- doing makeup is really fun (at least for me haha). people expect females to be treated nicer/ more politely than men, you have to pay for a lot if you're dating a girl, guys usually initiate everything like asking the girl out, etc.

female- advantages- see male disadvantages..

disadvantages- see male advantages.. haha

Male: Have a sensitive area. immature until they're 17. Can be unaware of how they affect people

Female: need to give birth. Emotional and dramatic. Verbally abusive

female disadvantage: childbirth

male disadvantage: pressure to be the money maker

disadvantage 4 being a guy is that u have a tender spot taht usually hurts when it is hit.