what are your favourite quotes?

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Author Unknown

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. George Ade

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. William Castle

Without geography, you're nowhere. Author Unknown

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. P.D. East

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Author Unknown

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Sir Winston Churchill

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. Author Unknown

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Unknown

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Unknown

Have a nice day! :)

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

On a serious note, though, here are some that I've picked up from the people I've met...

"When the poet can find no words, then surely they themselves are in love."

"Don't ask the fox how to befriend the farmer."

"There is always an answer to everything, we just don't like to accept the answers that don't suit us."

Your favorite Quote was taken from an old Indian saying 1st.

"You must walk a mile in an indians moccasins to know how an indian feels"

One of my all time favorites,

" For those who fight for it, Life, holds a flavor the sheltered will never know" ( unknown Vietnam Vet )

"I refuse to post a picture of my feet on the internet. There are too many creepy footloving people out there"

"Sexy doesnt have to be a tan blonde girl showing off her goodies"

"Instead of waiting for the storm to pass,learn to dance in the rain"

"People who give up freedoms for security will receive neither"

It was said by some American dude from way back when they first started that country.

Your not fully dressed until you are wearing a smile

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."

"Remember to keep yourself alive, there is nothing more important than that."-Afeni Shakur

Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

Keep calm and carry on .