Do I have a valid lawsuit against an adult toy distributor? The stainless steel 16 incher is rusting?

No, the judge is not stupid, he knows tetanus shots are in a muscle, usually arm.

Sorry troll, doctors don't give a tetanus shot just because you came into contact with rusty metal. The belief that you need a tetanus shot for stepping on a rusty nail is not quite accurate -- it's not the rust that prompts the shot, it's the fact that the nail was on the ground and dirty.

16" What do you do with that thing? Are you a sword swallower? Do you have a mare in despair? Rust is just the tip of the problem here and no they didn't give you the shaft. It was stated on the box. You could had objected before using it couldn't you? You could had sent it back unopened but, you just had to open it up, then you had to try it. Furthermore You know those douches can be acidic. I inferred by your writing those lips were sore before any injections. You can take 16" but can't handle a little prick (of a needle)? As much as I would like to side with you I feel this counsel would favor the man-u-fact-ur-er.

PS Thanks for your check of $75.18. One more thing we don't charge for handling. Toys R We 'Our work is your play'

Stainless steel requires frequent exposure to oxygen to maintain the 'stainless' coating on the surface. That's why one should never tape up stainless steel fittings on a boat. If you put it in and kept it there for so long that the surface was oxygen starved, (Several months at least) it could rust. This is a normal process for stainless steel, and thus not actionable.

Alternatively, since stainless gets its protection from the outside coating, severe scratches can also cause rusting. If you neglected to remove any 'intimate jewelry' that had sharp edges, and scratched it up, that would also cause it to rust, as would using it so long and so vigorously that you actually wore the coating off.

I suggest you switch to acrylic.

Richard

Yes, Sensual Goodies.....I do believe you have a very good case to file a valid lawsuit against this adult toy distributor....

I am most concerned about your tetanus shot treatments though.....

That must be very painful indeed....

Might I suggest a cheaper and more convenient way to get rid of your rust stains of your vajoiner and take the pain out of getting regular tetanus shots...?

Evapo-Rust.....an amazing patent pending rust remover which is non-corrosive, pH balanced neutral, non-

hazardous and completely user safe...one gallon will evaporate 300 pounds of heavy rust.....

CLR- Industrial Strength Rust Remover...

Deoxy-Does-It.....(Does what I wonder)...?

Interstate Products has One Gallon Sizes available for Home Use....

The Rust Store promises Fast Delivery (could be good in an emergency situation)

And my personal favorite: Clorox 2...claims "You can use it when life gets messy".....!!!!

Always consult a rust stain professional....

And please read the fine print......

Edit: One final note....you might want to try naval jelly....

Them navy men are always wanting to blow the rust out of their pipes with their naval jelly.....

Since there is a warning on the box, you are stuck. The distributor turned over a package to you with a warning. You had a responsibility to READ it, and whether you read it or not before you used it, you were given notice. Whatever the case, you used the product. You took the risk.

As a legal representative specialising in litlgation resulting from injury occurring with misleading description of such remedial massage devices I feel that you have been sold an inferior product , however in order to ascertain whether this is so I would need to examine the manner in which said object is utilised before supplying you with the needed affidavit to support your case. If you could take a video of said massage then save onto CD for perusal by our anonymous technical development staff then I am sure we can be of assistance. Please wrap said CD in a plain brown envelope and send to Developments C/O Post Office Dunedin NZ 9012

LOL and rolling on the floor, in fact I am losing my breath.

You are a first class troll, but I love your sense of humor, I will say this, this is one of the more original fake questions I have have read here in a long time.

A dildo rusting, God you got to love it.

And you do not get tetnus shots in the Va-Jay-Jay either

Sorry but even stainless steel rusts anyone would tell you that. So no, next time get a rubber toy instead.

This cry for attention is disgusting.I would be ashamed if I were you ,sounds like a bottomless toxic pit to me.Id be more inclined to think the shots were for your last STD.