any generous donations to start up my own bank?

I've always wanted to start up my own bank called Financial Union bank of Commerce and Knowledge. or FU bank for short.

At FU bank the slogan will be "your A$$ is or Asset."

Plus FU bank offers a retirement savings plan call Financial Union bank of Commerce and Knowledge Employment Deposits because we believe that all old people should get FU#<ED out of their hard earn cash. So don't delay and get FU#<ED today!

To make banking easier one day FU bank of Commerce and Knowledge will eventually merge with ING Direct, and become known as FU#<ING Direct banking. because No one wants to pay services charges through the roof. With FU#<ING Direct banking you wont have to worry about service charges because we'll just take all your money!

why wait, open up a account with FU bank today!