Names to call a MEAN, short boy?!?

you ******* midget, fatass pig, gayass hoe...

My first name means "Lily Princess." It's a combination name (combined from both of my grandmothers' names) and believe me, it's not as pretty as the meaning. It also rhymes with about 10 highly insulting words that even a four-year-old would know to use. I hate it and got so much teasing over it as a child that I would come home crying and then scream at my mother for being so selfish. I'd prefer Avalon, instead. It's of Celtic origin (both the names that make up my real name are of Hebrew origin, of which I have no heritage), sounds mysterious, classical, but not childish or an old-lady name. It's unique, hard to rhyme up, has positive associations and a cute nickname, which, incidentally, is my user ID, Avie. I really do like the idea of parents giving children temporary names at birth and letting them choose their own names as they get older. It makes a lot more sense to me, especially because some parents (like mine) have very poor taste.

Footstool, Twerp, Mini-Man, Little Man, Shortstack, Slacker, Slugger, Little T, Sir. I Can't Grow For Sh*t, Little Sh*t, Smittie, Ant Farm, Protist, Leprechaun, Tiny Tots, Toddler, Growth spurt.

Let your imagination run wild.

Don't say anything back to him..maybe he feels insecure why would you want to stoop to his level, you just end up looking like the mean one. stick up for you'r self in other ways, ignore it's hard but it works and if you really are that mad at him just laugh and say I am sorry you'r so insecure you need to pick on others...I am sure he will be shocked with a response like that.

In reality, you shouln't call people names, or call them names back. It's like trolling online; they only do it to get a rise out of you and get you angry. Don't stoop to their level; you're better than that.

...but if you do want to call him names, call him Beansprout, Shrimp, Midget, or any variation of that. Or Diploaf. That's my favorite insult. XD

Don't say anything . (that always brings trouble ) just act like u don't care , he will find out that he's not getting anywhere and he'll stop !!

Wow mattykun has the lamest insults ever...

Remind him how much of a loser he is...then move on.

Troll, midget, dwarf, shrimp, and shortas*

swamp troll! blow pig! those are my main two. stick up for yourself! good luck

ok then why would you say something back to him?