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Nicole
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Nicole asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

What would you do if you woke up after a one night stand and found that the person next to you was dead?

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  • Arlanymor Mountain Man
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    That has happened to me with 5 of my wealthy wives.I call the emergency services when i'm sure they are stone cold

  • SinisterGrin
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Be relieved that I can avoid the whole awkward morning after exchange while finding your clothes and slipping out the door.

  • Jim G
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Call 911 and tell them the sitiuation, then wait for police to arrive

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol, luckily i don't have once night stands but i would probably scream and call 999.

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  • ?
    1 decade ago

    Drop a jizzload on the corpse.

  • Stefan
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I would roll her up in a carpet and bury her in a field.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    scream

  • irish_matt
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    i would flip out

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    jezzeee dunno , bury the body in da back yard?

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