What is the funniest Yo Mama joke? 10 point contest!?

Yo Mama so stupid that when she came to my party and I told her the drinks were on the house, she ran and got my ladder !!

Your mama is so sad that her son actually spends time on yahoo answers setting up a contest for a YO MAMA joke.

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked and stranded in a grocery store for 2 weeks and died of starvation. Yo mama's so scary she even gave Freddy Krueger nightmares. Yo mama's so hairy she has an afro on her @ss. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. Yo mama's so fat, I tried driving around her but ran out of gas. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama's like a toilet: Fat, white, and smells like sh*t!

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

He fell and fell for 200 feet,

Which is obviously very steep.

However, Humpty Dumpty didn't go *SPLAT*,

Because he landed on you mama's big, blubbery fat.

Your momma is so stupid she would tell a joke for 10 fake points.

Yo mammas so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo mammas so dumb she got hit by a parked car

XD

Yo mama is so fat her patronus is a cake!

Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

Hahaa gets me every time! You gotta picture it in your head...poor guy who was driving :(

yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a hong kong phone book!

yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house she sits *AROUND* the house.