Technology is great, but I don't trust that my automatic headlights will turn off like they're supposed to...?

i think that this is a misuse of the question format, but don't worry I will let this one slide.

I've always had the concern that my Teddy Ruxpin will come to life in the middle of the night and suffocate me with a pillow, so I always take out its batteries before going to bed.

that's complicated isn't it, via fact on different events we've been asked to place our headlights directly to commemorate stuff (like the 1st anniversary of 9/11). as that's purely an hour although, i think of i'm going to purely abstain from driving for the dimensions (exceptionally if human beings such as you're accessible driving around at night).

I'm always vigilant around self-cleaning ovens (non vaginal mind you).

They get so hot, and melt all the chocolaty goodness of my granola bars and any other foodstuffs left in the cabinets above.

One bad thermocouple and you've got a runaway locomotive, right in your kitchen.

Headlights never turn me off

Your headlights are the miraculous result of good breeding...er, technology. Cherish them, as do we all.

my auto-off curling iron has been put to the test and has proven itself loyal and trustworthy when I forget it's on and leave for work still mostly under the influence. maybe you and your car should talk about it over coffee and fig newtons.

Your thighs are fair game though, right?

oh I've got boatloads of issues, little lady.

No, I Do Not.

no i think