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d_r_siva asked in Arts & HumanitiesPhilosophy · 1 decade ago

Are most men of present times "a new generation of women"?

At last, god appeared to humans and said:

"I have come to assess the situation of my creation.

I want men to form two queues - one queue for

men who dominated their women, and the other

for men who were dominated by their women.

Further, I want all the women to go away so that no

man and woman can talk while the queues are formed"

When God came back after a while, the women are gone

and there are two queues. The queue for the men who

were dominated by their women is 100 miles long.

In the other queue, there is only one man.

God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed

of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you

are not using what you can. Look at the only

one of my sons who stood up in the other queue

and made me proud. Learn from him!"

The men did not give reply.

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the

only one in this queue?"

The man replied, "I do not know sir! My wife told me

to stand here."

Update:

(...........shhhhhhhhhhhhhh........there is not even a ten percent of families in my neighbourhood where man's word is given some importance................)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I told this joke to my wife and she beat me.

  • 1 decade ago

    This is my opinion and only my opinion about this matter. I think more and moreover man and woman are getting closer one to another. Since the creation of humans, the man is the center of all, and the woman is the one who helps him, obeying his rules, and trying to give her opinion, so that the man can possibly change his opinion about things.

    Nowadays, women go to work, and do most of the things men did in the beggining of the 20th century, and the importance of man and the diffence between the two genders is getting weak.

    Note that i'm not sexist, but I think women are women and mem are men and the two roles shouldn't (or shall I say musntn't) be mixed, and that "women ruled world" that some women imagine and protest for is just fantasy.

    I say man must really be the leader of the pack, just like the alpha wolf is, as the man is physically stronger and makes better decisions (i think). Womem, like the beta wolf, are the ones who help their leader, and give him their advice.

    I think God would be happy if he read this answer, don't you think?

    Source(s): Probably my Philosofy teacher, or maybe just my observations of my parents and grandparents.
  • 1 decade ago

    I thought this was a serious yet misguided question until the mention of 'god' in the first line, then I know it must be a joke. After all, philosophy is about wisdom not superstition.

    As for the quote - thanks for the joke.

    As for the sentiment behind the whole BS, any man who shaves is trying to be a woman.

  • 1 decade ago

    Fact of the day. Most men of the present times put on makeup...

  • edetwi
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    A man must be a good figurehead, or he will be replaced by a device with batteries.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow, this doesn't reinforce gender roles and stereotypes at all...

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