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Can someone give me a good Halloween riddle?

Doesn't have to be funny, just cute.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

    Spelling.

    What is as sharp as a vampires fang?

    His other fang.

    What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?

    Decomposing.

    What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog?

    A blood hound.

    What is the tallest building in Transylvania?

    The Vampire State Building.

    What kind of key opens a casket?

    A skeleton key

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get to the other side. Say it during Halloween and it will be a Halloween riddle. Yes it will. Stop denying it. Yes it will.

  • 1 decade ago

    Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.

    What do ghosts eat? Spook-etti.

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