Did you have an epiphany while you were jogging related to why you love your contacts?

I realize elevated oxygen levels are a prerequisite to appreciate me.......and the reason why my dream of being Mayor of Alma, Colorado will never come to fruition, elevation 10353 feet.

Your question went right out of my head once I read the Smoking Baby and Mandy's responses. I'm worried sick about the Smoking Baby, I mean with the smoking he really could be a great risk on the treadmill. I was a little disappointed in you and felt great empathy with Mandy on finding out you broke your promise to be there to cheer her on when she plodded through a marathon. Someone check on the Smoking Baby and you owe Mandy an apology.

I just read your question again and my answer is - I don't jog, rarely have an epiphany and while I do care about my contacts I cannot say in all honesty that I love them. I do have a small crush on one of them, but it has not escalated to the stalking stage, yet.

I have a zombie-proof fence. It's six inches tall, and the shuffling lil angels just trip right over it, at which point they're pretty easy to pick off individually with a badminton racket.

The Rangers lost the World Series today. Thank All That Is Holy that the zombies didn't choose today to rear anything, 'cause I wouldn't have been up to it.

Sort of...but not exactly an epiphany. I did think of Ompelle this Saturday, though.

I ran (plodded) a 10K, and I remembered her kind offer to assault me with beverages, long ago.

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I wish she'd have been there...all I got were polite offerings. :(

Did you watch the AMC premier of The Walking Dead, too? I'm about to get on the treadmill, but I won't be jogging... In fact, I may drop dead within ten minutes. Cross your fingers I make it off alive.

I thought maybe you were talking about contact lenses. But you weren't at all, were you... I used to have contacts. I would get shitfaced and fall asleep in them. Wear them for days. No respect at all for my ocular health. It's a wonder I'm not a walking conjunctivitis. Spelled that right on the first shot. Hells yeah... stunna.

I haven't had an epiphany in ages. I only ever seemed to get them while I was lying face down on the toilet.

Stay behind me when the undead attack.

No but last night my balls were laughing.