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My view asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke of the day, you ready?

Three buddies were talking about death and dying. When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man." The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy says, "I would like to hear them say ....LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    I... uhm...

    Source(s): Oh dear.
  • Tad Dubious
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Classic, vern. I'm going to post one now - you inspired me.

  • fpfans
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Lol...I can picture the scene!!

  • Sir Sticky Fingers
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha nice one Vern...

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  • Black Ninja
    1 decade ago

    lol very good

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    not ready,Funny

  • STEVIE G
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    VERY GOOD

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