What are some good "yo momma" jokes? :]?

yo momma think shes so smart she tried depositing 20 dollars at a ATM.

Yo mama's so fat, she's go more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Yo mama's so damn ugly, Freddy Krueger had nightmares.

Yo mama's so fat, God couldn't lift her soul.

Yo mama's so stinky she killed the Lord of the Flies.

Yo mama's so dumb, when she got pulled over by the cops, she asked "would you like a cigarette" holding a blunt.

Yo mama's such a loose hoe, I woulda been your daddy, but that gorilla cut in line.

Yo mama's so fat, she saw a bus and said stop that twinkie.

Yo mama's so skinny, her husband is a daddy long leg.

Yo mama's so hairy that the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Yo mama's so so dumb, she makes teenage girls look smart.

AND

Yo mama's so dumb that she didn't abort YOU!! OHHHHHHH BURNED!!

Yo momma is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application. Yo momma so dumb i asked her if she knew her ABC's. She said no, but i know my KFC's.

Yo momma so old she told them to keep the noise down when the big bang happened.

1. Yo mamma is like a mail box! Open all day and night!

2. Yo mamma is like an elevator! Going up and down all night long!

3. Yo mamma is so hairy, Bigfoot be taking pictures of her!

4. Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

5. Yo mamma got more chins than a Chinese phonebook!

6. Yo mamma got more rolls than a bakery!

7. Yo mamma is so fat she sells sunlight!

8. Yo mamma is so fat they could hold the next Summer Olympics in her azz!

9. Yo mamma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!

10. Yo mamma is so dirty, she has more crabs than Red Lobster.

11. Yo mamma is so dirty that when I asked what we were having for dinner, she jumped on the table, spread her legs, and said "Crabs!".

12. Yo mamma is so nasty that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!

13. Yo mamma is so stupid she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles! (stole that 1 from Robot Chicken but it's one of my favorites lol)

Well there are some of my favorites! These are all jokes of course and are not meant to insult or harm anyone. How you use them is totally your responsibility.

Enjoy!

Yo Momma so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo Momma's house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes OUTSIDE.

Yo mama is so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama is so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mam is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama is so ugly, for haloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama is so dum, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!

Best ones i could think of on the spot :D

Yo mamma's so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she put on a yellow coat and went outside, the sun got jealous.

Yo mamma's so old that Moses is in her high school yearbook.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell.

Yo mama is so stanky she made right-guard turn left.

Go watch the videos of that yo mama show with "fez" from that 70's show, it is pretty good.

Yo mama is so thin that she has to run around the shower to get wet hehe

yo momma so fat when she got cremated all european flights got cancelled and yo momma so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit