has anybody ever taken anything back to a £ shop?

A friend of mine did it when he bought a grabber to retrieve his keys from a drain he dropped them in. Bought it, used it, returned it. I was shocked that he bothered, that they let him and at the balls it took to do something like that when he had clearly got his moneys worth.

i think you miss understood the polish lady she was trying to say if this gun was real i shoot you for selling me those out of date crisp and chocs. space invaders. monster munch. euro 1996 salt and linaker flavor. david seaman. she was a distraction for the rest of the eastern european theves.

Yes. We don't get paid all that well at the circus, and we Poles work very hard for our £.