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Senior Citizens: What do you think of this oldie joke about a Senior chap?
Oh, the pity of old age.
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
He said, "She makes me home-made soup for lunch and my favourite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon."
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours"
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
He said, "I can't remember where I live!"
Pensioners Forum at this link, has some good ones.
21 Answers
- ?Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
Haha Good joke. I'm going to put that link in "My Favourites". if I can remember how to do it lol!!
- 1 decade ago
That reminded me of one of Ronnie Corbett's jokes from his big chair.
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- CO the Old DogLv 71 decade ago
Thank you for the chuckle. I have seen this before but I cant remember where....LOL
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very funny.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Maybe the time will come when it's no longer funny :(
