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Is there a fine for passing gas during your pat down?

I'm thinking 2-3 bowls of chili an hour before I head to the airport.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    You might do more than pass gas with 2-3 bowls of chili... Just be careful when you release.

  • 1 decade ago

    Thank God the planes have those emergency gas masks.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's considered a WMD.

    Good lord we finally found them.

    you go straight to gitmo .

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It would be called a possible detonation of an explosive device, and you'll be in GITMO by the end of the day.

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Take some heavy diuretics too. If they are going to molest you, make sure they aren't going to enjoy it either.

  • Quan
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    No, but there is a fine for...

    Oh forget it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Controlled explosion.

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